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No regrets!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know the look—someone glances at your build, then at your lifestyle, then back at your build, and opens their mouth to ask the question. This shirt answers it before they even get the words out. The dramatic mechanic silhouette says it all: yes, it's expensive, yes it's worth it, and yes—mind your business. Made from ultra-soft Gildan fabric with premium DTF printing, it's comfortable enough to wear all day at the track, the car show, or the garage while getting knowing laughs from every other broke-but-happy car person in the room. The bold white graphic on classic black creates a design with maximum impact and maximum attitude. 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This t-shirt is the most honest, hilarious, and unapologetic statement any gearhead has ever worn. 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